Fortan's 10 Rules


 * 1) If you know who Fortan is, you're in This Part of Site.
 * 2) If you're in This Part of Site, you are working for Jim Cornette.
 * 3) If you deny Jim Cornette, you know him well.
 * 4) If you say Jim Cornette sucks, you know him VERY well.
 * 5) If you deny HIWHE's. you are HIWHE.
 * 6) HIWHE's kill children in "Clockwork Orange"-stylish way.
 * 7) There are three incidents we must blame for everything: 9/11, Mex and Avery-Lucy Feud.
 * 8) Fortan is only blamed in personal cases.
 * 9) If Dave Fandom likes something i've never seen, it sucks.
 * 10) There is only one way to get out of This Part of Site: FORGIVE.